HOW TO BECOME A CEO

The Secrets of Success that May Surprise You..

• Never Write a Nasty Memo
• Avoid Staff Jobs, Seek Line Jobs 
• Think for One Hour Every Day 
• Don't Have a Drink with the Gang
• Skip All Office Parties 
• Make Allies of Your Peers' Subordinates 
• Arrive Forty-Five Minutes Early and Leave Fifteen Minutes Late 
• Don't Take Work Home from the Office
• Avoid Superiors When You Travel 
• Don't Get Buddy-Buddy with Your Superiors
• Always Take Vacations 
• Overpay Your People
• Look Sharp and Be Sharp
• Don't Go Over Budget
• Treat Your Family as Your #1 Client.