The Honest Toddler: A Child'S Guide to Parenting

Toddler vs Parent..WAR. Twitter phenomenon the Honest Toddler provides all the answers to keeping your tyrannical pre schooler happy.

The toddler stage can be a rude awakening for parents, when a sweet infant morphs overnight into a mini-tyrant determined to make even a simple trip to the supermarket into a hellish and humiliating experience for all concerned. Just trying to convince your toddler to put on a shoe can feel like going to war.

Now The Honest Toddler's wickedly funny guide to parenting will provide the answers every parent seeks, and the solutions every toddler craves.

Who better to instruct parents on the needs of toddlers than a toddler himself? Covering the big questions..Who Does Mummy Belong To? How Can You Prevent Siblings? Sleep and Weaning Your Parents Off It and with general advice on preferred toddler foods (ice cream and non organic gummy bears), play date etiquette (don't touch just don't!), sleep training methods (hint: none) and the proper response to random aggression in the playground (embrace it: park justice is messy but swift), Honest Toddler has everything every parent needs to know to keep their little angel happy.