The Rabbit Who Wants Go To Harvard: A New Way of Getting Children to Stop Sleeping and Start Achieving

For fans of 'Goodnight iPad' and 'Go the F**k to Sleep', this hilarious picture-book parody satirizes helicopter parents and our culture s extreme focus on childhood achievement. It s an irresistible gift for moms and dads with a sense of humor. Are you concerned that your four-year-old is not taking Pre-K seriously? Is your child napping when he could instead be cramming for his SAT? Have you heard about the new hypnotize-your-kid-to-sleep book and thought, 'Slacker'? Join parents all over the world who have embraced this groundbreaking book as their new nightly routine. In this uproariously funny parody, Ronald and Mommy Rabbit get help from Adderall Aardvark, Kollege Koach Kitty, and Admission Officer Owl, who know just how to help children stop their incessant sleeping and other quaint relics of youth for a much worthier goal: the Ivy League. Make 'your' dreams your child's dreams today.