The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World

By the time you're done reading this diabolically clever book, you'll have entire countries groveling at your feet. Kings and prime ministers will bow before you and beg for mercy. Maybe even cry. Doesn't that sound insanely fantastic? Of course it does.

That's why I wrote this book. All you have to do is follow the instructions I've laid out and in no time at all you will be laughing maniacally as the world cowers before you...

Staff Review:
Whatever you do, don't read this book. If you do, it isn't because I am recommending it.

And so if you (or your child) end up ruling the world as a lonely tyrant, it isn't because of me either.

From the title and the images on the covers (front and back) and inside, you'll know that the path towards ruling the earth requires a really wild imagination and genius thinking - coz you'll need to create robots in a lair (find your space in your secret room or yard), dress the part (with a cape or mad scientist), change your name so you won't be that innocent classmate anymore, make money from bullied and deceived kids, etc... and yes, you'll do it alone, with no friends of course, since you're THAT ruthless, know-it-all, big bully of the entire class / school / world...!! You rule your lonely world after all. Was it worth it?

Still, it is a good read. At least in the end, you'll know what you shouldn't have been doing in order to lose everyone else in your life.